i’m a deli assistant!

woo yeah 5 years at Uni = me doing the washing up for 8 hours a day (not including the time at the end of the day when i do it for mum and dad as a token of my thanks for them still caring for me at the age of 23!!)

it’s not all bad though i get free lunches and out of date meat that might make me properly sick.

woohoo and the government wants 50% of the population to spend 20 grand so that they can be like me!

madness!

if this doesn’t make you want to go out and find the job you want now you’re probably a bit unbalanced.

i might sound bitter but i’m not. i’m doing what i want i’m writing and i’m being creative. and noone pays you to be creative until you’ve actually done something and got people’s attention in the first place.

i just read ann’s blog and i love the chinese saying

“you can’t become chubby with just one bite”

i suppose it means either ‘if you’re fat it’s your fault cos you’ve been a bit of a heffer and scoffed all the sweets on several occasions’

but it can also be taken to mean ‘if your desire is to get fat then you’ve got to work at it and keep eating!’ well that’s what i’m doing and that out of date meat might be dodgy but it’s definitely making me stronger.