Proctor And Gamble Cobalt 3 – 0 IJLW Brazil

20/11/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Katirai, Davison (McCartney 45), Churchley, Walker, Kennedy, Paterson, Creighton (Stephenson 70), Freath, Haigh, Thompson, McGurk.

Brazil’s worst performance of the season brought their winning streak to a devastating end as they lost convincingly to the league’s bottom team. The hosts took an early lead as an unopposed midfielder smashed the loose ball into the goal. P&G were first and second to almost every ball but, despite their dominance, didn’t manage to create too many good chances, particularly with James Katirai quick to come off his line. He was left helpless for the second goal though as the forward, untracked, ran in from the wing to get on the end of a through ball and be left with a one-on-one chance that he couldn’t (and didn’t) miss.

Although Brazil were generally slow and sloppy, they did manage to have a couple of efforts on the counter attack. Shaun Haigh’s long throw was flicked on by Mark Kennedy, allowing Mark Freath to head wide. Dave Churchley couldn’t direct his header from Steve McGurk’s corner. McGurk and Freath then both made shooting chances for themselves but both dragged their shots wide of the far post. Twice Haigh raced onto a loose ball and fired over the crossbar. Late on in the half, McGurk and Ewan Paterson both had half-chances snuffed out by some good defensive blocks.

The introduction of Chris McCartney at the interval seemed to liven Brazil up for a while as he helped to take some control away from the home side’s midfield. Brazil still looked unlikely to score, although Haigh’s volley wasn’t far wide. When P&G’s substitute striker made it 3-0, Brazil went 3-4-3 in an attempt to get more men in the attacking third of the pitch. McGurk and McCartney both had long-range efforts comfortably saved and Churchley’s 40-yard free kick swerved wide of the upright. A superb run around four defenders by the veteran Freath was only spoiled by his shot being two inches the wrong side of the post. Chris Thompson’s late effort produced the save of the match as the keeper managed to push the ball out from the bottom corner.

As time ran out, Bryan Walker went up front as Brazil switched to an unusual 2-4-4 formation in the desperate hope of getting at least a goal from the game. Churchley’s resolute defending earned him the man of the match award.

Other news: Maximo Park’s debut single ‘The Coast Is Always Changing’/’The Night I Lost My Head’ is out this week. It’s available from RPM in Newcastle.

New York 2 – 6 IJLW Brazil

13/11/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Wilkinson, Davison, Churchley, Walker, Kennedy, Paterson, Freath, Creighton, Mitchell, Haigh, Katirai. Subs not used: Slack.

With both strikers pulling out on the morning of the match, Brazil’s manager was worrying where the goals might come from. He decided to play a five-man midfield and it seemed to work as they overwhelmed their hosts from the start. Despite their all round superiority, the closest Brazil came to scoring early on was a long range effort from Matthew Creighton which the keeper fumbled but Shaun Haigh was flagged offside as he followed in.

The petulance of the strikers didn’t help New York and both of them got a severe talking to by the referee within the first twenty minutes. When the opening goal finally came midway through the half there was virtually no doubt about the outcome of the match. Haigh’s long throw fell perfectly into Mark Kennedy’s path, as he made a run from deep, and the Brazil left back hit a first time shot into the back of the net. Just a few minutes later Brazil were two up in somewhat controversial circumstances. New York had a man lying injured on the half way line but the referee waved for play to continue. For a couple of minutes both sides were playing on but whenever Brazil were in possession New York were shouting for them to put the ball out. When Mark Freath nicked the ball off a defender and curled it just inside the post from the edge of the box heated arguments ensued. Just before the interval, Creighton followed the flight of the ball from Lee Wilkinson’s long, long freekick, spun à la David Platt, and volleyed Brazil into a 3-0 half time lead.

With Wilkinson’s dominance of his area and Bryan Walker and Dave Churchley winning everything in the air, New York looked to have no way of getting back into the match. A rare goalkeeping error, however, gifted them a goal early in the second period. Brazil pushed on though, determined not to throw away a vital three points and soon restored their three-goal cushion. Haigh’s weak, left-footed freekick came back to him from the first defender and he tossed in a much better cross with his right foot. With both attackers and defenders struggling to see the ball in the low sun, the experienced Freath timed his run into the danger area perfectly and headed the ball into the net to take his personal tally to three goals in the last two matches. Ewan Paterson, who had promised his manager a goal, was lurking just behind Freath to score if he had missed the ball, just as he had been when Kennedy had opened the scoring.

With the result wrapped up, Brazil started to relax and got some really nice short passes flowing through the midfield. Tom Mitchell and Creighton even started bringing out a few tricks as the New York tackles slid in around them. When Paterson’s corner fell to Creighton, he appeared to have all the time in the world to compose himself and fire Brazil ahead further. Brazil, to their manager’s disappointment, relaxed a bit too much and allowed New York to score an undeserved breakaway goal.

In the final quarter of the match, James Katirai, who had started off the second half quite quietly, started to make a real contribution. He was holding the ball up well, linking with the midfield and winning freekicks. He nearly capped his performance with a goal but was denied by a smart stop at the near post. Brazil’s sixth and final goal also came from a set-piece. Churchley’s vision and quick-thinking enabled him to pick out Creighton with an early freekick and the man of the match then rounded the game off with a superb goal to complete his hat trick. He sidestepped a defender and blasted the ball into the top corner from thirty yards. New York picked up as many yellow cards as goals and Brazil picked up three points, to move them above their opponents in the table.

IJLW Brazil P – P New York

23/10/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

Match postponed due to a flooded pitch.

Other news:
Maximo Park, the excellent band fronted by Brazil’s Paul Smith are about to embark on a nationwide tour. Get to see them if you can – you will not be disappointed. More details are available on the website: www.maximopark.com. You can also listen to a couple of their songs at www.nme.com/audio.

Brazil’s Tom Mitchell is also in the limelight at the moment. He has recently been working on a TV show. Watch “Big Art Challenge” on Five (previously Channel Five) at 19:30 on Thursday evenings. Mitchell’s name even appears in the credits at the end.

IJLW Brazil 5 – 2 Wardley Durham Ranger

16/10/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Wilkinson, Davison, Churchley, Walker, Kennedy, Paterson, Hinks, Creighton, Haigh, Bull, McGurk (Ho 70). Subs not used: Mitchell, Katirai, Bernstone.

A majestic performance from an almost full-strength Brazil took then 3 points clear of bottom spot in the league. From the start Brazil were the better team, dominating in all areas of the field. Shaun Haigh put the hosts ahead when his cross from the left was punched back to him by the keeper, way off his line, leaving Brazil’s flanker an open goal to volley his side ahead.

Brazil’s pressure produced many more chances. Jon Hinks had a header cleared off the line and Ewan Paterson and Matty Bull both forced the visiting keeper to make smart stops but it was Haigh that missed the best opportunity of the half. He was played clean through, avoiding the tight offside trap, but tried to be too clever. His attempted lob skewed off the outside of his boot and went limply out of play.

A good counter attacking goal, against the run of play, brought Wardley back into the game before a freak goal gave them an undeserved lead. Lee Wilkinson, back-peddling, made a fantastic save as he clawed a long range shot out of the top corner and onto the post. As he rolled over, the ball ricocheted off his knee and over the goal line. Brazil responded well and got back on level terms before the break. Bryan Walker’s deep free kick was flicked on by Matthew Creighton and Mark Kennedy controlled it on his chest before blasting a volley past the helpless keeper.

In the second half Brazil took control even more. Ste McGurk, who was lively throughout, managed to cannon the ball off the centre back into Wardley’s goal to give Brazil the lead and even up the own goal score. Midway through the half, McGurk claimed a goal for himself. The ball smashed into Bull’s face and into Hinks’s path. McGurk met the low cross and his deflected shot just crept over the goal line.

Although Brazil were two goals up, they were not resting on their laurels. Some excellent defending throughout the team meant that Wardley hardly had a chance to speak of. In particular, Hinks made a sliding tackle just as a midfielder was about to shoot from the edge of the box and Dave Churchley (whose cheek was so swollen from an earlier elbow that it was beginning to obstruct his view), sprinting back towards his own goal, managed to slide in to deny Wardley’s star striker.

Wardley always struggled to deal with Wilkinson’s long clearances and the game was made safe when Bull got on the end of one and buried it confidently into the back of the net. The result was marred slightly with an incident late on. The way in which a Wardley player reacted to Steve Ho’s sliding tackle resulted in both players getting booked. Creighton picked up another man of the match award as the race for player of the year begins to get more interesting.

IJLW Brazil 1 – 3 Ryton FC Reserves

02/10/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Wilkinson, Davison, Churchley, Walker, Haigh, Paterson, Freath, Creighton, McGurk, Bull, Katirai.

Ryton had the wind, sun and slope advantages in the first half. This gave them the edge possession-wise. Brazil defended well throughout the first half, however, and didn’t allow any good chances. Lee Wilkinson made a couple of saves, Dave Churchley headed away a powerfully struck shot and Bryan Walker put in a commanding performance, which earned him the man of the match award. At the other end, Brazil played some pleasing football to carve out a couple of chances but it appeared that no-one (with the exception of Matty Bull) was willing to have a shot.

The goalless score line at the break gave Brazil the confidence to believe that they could take something out of the game, but three Ryton goals in a ten minute period put an end to the match as a contest, but not as an event. Before the goals, Ste McGurk had come extremely close when a long range effort with his weaker right foot was tipped over the bar.

Ryton’s fierce tackling got more dangerous and, from some of his decisions, you might have thought that the referee was a pseudophake. Having threatened to break Matthew Creighton’s jaw, Ryton’s players were then heard to boast that they only needed one more goal to go top of the league. Brazil soon put an end to that hope when McGurk’s diagonal through ball was met by Bull (having managed to beat the offside trap) who finished well into the far corner.

Killingworth 3 – 0 IJLW Brazil

25/09/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Andrew, McClure (Freath 45), Churchley, Kennedy, Davison, Paterson, Creighton, Mitchell (Marquiss 65), McGurk, Harrison, Thompson.

It took three soft goals to give in-form Killingworth the points against a plucky Brazil side. The hosts saw most of the ball early on but Brazil were quick to pressurize them all over the pitch and didn’t allow them any good chances. As the game progressed chances inevitably came and Al Andrew (Brazil’s first ever married player), making his first appearance of the season, made a couple of good reaction stops from close range. Brazil passed the ball well out of defence and through the midfield but they were quite prosaic in the final third and never really looked threatening.

Just as it looked like as if the first half would end goalless, Brazil’s first real mistake was made. A hopeful cross into the box found Killingworth’s right winger marked by two Brazil players. Somehow he managed to get between the Brazil men, get the ball under control, take a couple of touches and shoot into the bottom corner all without a challenge being made.

The second half saw more of the same; Killingworth dominated but struggled to turn their possession into goals. A great battling effort from Brazil was wasted when two more sloppy goals were conceded in a couple of minutes midway through the half. Firstly the unmarked player at a short corner was allowed to dribble unchallenged into a shooting position and secondly a horrendous mix-up gifted an open goal to the striker.

Brazil’s best chance of the match came late on when an excellent move saw Ewan Paterson run into the box and shoot over the bar. John Marquiss showed some skilful touches, on debut, but failed to make a real impact on the game. Man of the match was Matthew Creighton for his fine performance in the centre of the park.

This result leaves Brazil joint 8th in the table, having played two of the top three teams already. They have however scored only once in the four league games. This is a worrying statistic that needs to be addressed if they are to gain a respectable league position this season.

Gateshead Three Tuns 1 – 1 IJLW Brazil

18/09/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Wilkinson, Davison, Churchley, Walker, Haigh, Paterson, Creighton, McCartney, Katirai, Thompson.

Brazil’s almost full strength squad of 15 was depleted to 10 players in just a couple of hours on the morning of the match, leaving their confident manager a little less sure of his team’s chances. Gateshead lived up to expectations in that they were a very poor side. The only times they looked threatening were when Brazil had committed men forward to support Chris Thompson so Gateshead could considerably outnumber Brazil as they attacked.

The best chances of the first half all fell to Brazil, although none of them were clear opportunities. Chris McCartney, Bryan Walker, Matthew Creighton and Ewan Paterson all had decent efforts but it was the home side that went in ahead at the break. Their goal coming on 40 minutes with the scorer in an offside position as the ball was played through to him.

In the second half, Brazil battled well as they played into the strong wind. They allowed Gateshead to dominate the possession and then tried to make quick counter attacks. Even with their extra man and Brazil’s weary legs, the hosts couldn’t get close to extending their lead and Brazil were eventually rewarded for their perseverance. McCartney capped his debut with a well taken goal following a superb break and one-two with Thompson.

Brazil could’ve taken the lead as they pressed forward but Paterson hit the post with a well struck drive from the right shortly before McCartney headed Paterson’s cross just wide. Brazil’s fullbacks, Shaun Haigh and Gary Davison remained calm even when trying mark two men, as Gateshead sought a late winner. They were denied by a couple of timely challenges by Dave Churchley and three great saves from Lee Wilkinson, which contributed to him being named man of the match. Special mention must also go to James Katirai who was forced to play out of position on the left wing but still managed to play some lovely passes and win some important free kicks. It is hoped that this hard-earned point will serve as the springboard to kickstart Brazil’s season. Against better opposition, however, it is almost certain that Brazil will need at least eleven men to be able to compete.

Killingworth Social YPC 3 – 0 IJLW Brazil

11/09/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Wilkinson, Davison, Churchley, Walker, Haigh, Mitchell, Paterson, Greenwood, Slack, Harrison, Bull. Subs not used: Hinks.

Despite the strong wind, it was very hot out on the pitch. Social had most of the early possession but Brazil defended well and didn’t allow the hosts any clear shooting opportunities. Most of Brazil’s chances in the first half were limited to quick breaks. Three times Peter Slack found some space behind the right back; twice he was unfairly stopped by the linesman’s flag and the other time he forced a save from the keeper. The linesman seemed to be Social’s most effective defender whenever the ball was played over the top for Matty Bull or Mike Harrison. Andy Greenwood had a couple of long range shots but failed to hit the target.

Midway through the first half, Social took the lead when slack marking at a corner gifted their tall striker a free header. Brazil fought back and Bull’s opportunistic long range attempted lob appeared to be going in until it was held up in the wind, allowing the keeper to make a save. At the interval Brazil were confident that they could still get something out of the game.

The game got stretched in the second half with Brazil’s tiring players defending too deep, despite the efforts of their skipper, Davy Churchley, to bring the line up. The visitors seemed to lack the urgency required to get back into the match and allowed Social to dominate proceedings. Churchley and, man of the match, Bryan Walker defended solidly but were helpless to prevent Social extending their lead.

All of Brazil’s second half chances fell to Bull. Several efforts from distance were just off target and the keeper pulled off a couple of excellent saves. Brazil’s best chance came from a defensive corner. The cross was overhit and Churchley carried the ball out towards the right wing. He looked up and saw Greenwood in acres of space and gave him the ball. Bull’s excellent run met Greenwood’s inch-perfect pass but his first touch took the ball wide and a defender recoverd to make a clumsy challenge, which he got away with.

With time running out and the result beyond doubt, Social’s star player broke from midfield and thought he was going to get a goal but he hadn’t reckoned with Brazil’s captain. Churchley sprinted across the pitch and made a superbly timed, strong sliding tackle and even came away with the ball. Brazil should have had a late penalty for a blatent push in Harrison’s back at a corner but Social’s manager inveigled the referee as he shouted from the touchline and nothing was given.

IJLW Brazil 0 – 1 West Jesmond

04/09/2004
Tyneside Amateur League Division 2

IJLW Brazil
Katirai, Davison, Churchley, Kennedy, Haigh, Bowman, Creighton, Mitchell, McGurk, Harrison.

With their squad gutted, mainly due to holidays, Brazil fielded three debutants (Ste McGurk, Mike Harrison and Mike Bowman) and still only had ten men. Playing a 4-4-1 formation, the hosts first priority was to try to contain Jesmond, and not give them many chances. This was achieved superbly, with the whole team working hard for each other, as the visitors didn’t have a shot on goal until the 40th minute. A careless, unneccesary challenge gave the referee no alternative but to award a penalty. Jesmond’s tall Yugoslavian striker hit the back of the net to give his side an undeserved lead going into the break. Before this, Brazil had come close to scoring on several occasions. Shaun Haigh’s long range effort was tipped over by the keeper. McGurk and Matthew Creighton both saw free kicks go just wide of the far post. Gary Davison’s fierce drive was deflected wide by a defender’s ankle. Dave Churchley connected with McGurk’s corner but, at full stretch, couldn’t keep his volley down. The closest of all, however, was the conclusion of an excellent, quick, fluent, passing counter attack. Tom Mitchell’s cross from the right was headed against his own crossbar, with the keeper beaten, by one of the Jesmond centre backs.

The second half saw more of the same, with Brazil creating chances and defending excellently. Harrison (not to be confused with the club’s lanky secretary of a similar name) impressed in the difficult lone-striker role and didn’t allow Jesmond’s defenders any time on the ball. Brazil had numerous corners but couldn’t make the pressure tell. As the game went on, the ten men tired and Jesmond, with a full compliment on the pitch, used their substitutes to good effect. The game got stretched and James Katirai was called into making a couple of saves. A superb run and left-footed shot by Mark Kennedy was just tipped over the bar but by now it was the visitors that looked the more likely to score. An excellent 90th minute save by Katirai kept the score to one, when he was faced by two strikers. Creighton’s performance in the centre of the park earned him his first man of the match award for Brazil.

Other news:
Part time Brazil player, Andy Greenwood is leaving Newcastle in less than a fortnight to start a new life in Preston. If you would like to see him off, wish him well or just get drunk with his friends then attend his wake next Saturday night (September 11th). Contact Gary Davison for details.

Maximo Park, the excellent band fronted by Brazil’s Paul Smith, have a couple of gigs coming up in Newcastle. They will be playing Exhibition Park on Saturday, September 11th and The Head Of Steam on Monday, September 13th. I personally recommend that you try to get along to see them.