{"id":4,"date":"2006-08-23T02:32:29","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T02:32:29","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-08-23T02:35:22","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T02:35:22","slug":"is_it_time_to_get_up_yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ncl.ac.uk\/gbrown\/2006\/08\/23\/is_it_time_to_get_up_yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Is it time to get up yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nWell, been a week or two since my last post, been a bit busy &#8211; so sleep (rather than blogging) has become more important.  So&#8230;what&#8217;s happened?  <\/p>\n<p>I attended the Fire Training course, have to admit, it was a lot more exciting than the last one I attended about 3 years ago.  The Fire Officer was really enthusiastic so that always helps.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes, wasps!  Little b*ggers!  Had to get a man out to destroy a wasps nest &#8211; there was a teeny-tiny hole in the eve of the roof &#8211; but they found it! So I&#8217;d been rushing around (or is that away from?) them for about 2 weeks.   Quite scary (2nd time I&#8217;ve had wasps in my house, last time it was in the extension of the house) &#8211; ugh!  They&#8217;re terrifying when you suddenly realise you&#8217;re in a room with them.  At least they weren&#8217;t in the bathroom this time! \ud83d\ude41   <\/p>\n<p>While on the topic, what is the point of wasps?  Bees are fine, they pollenate flowers, they make honey and they only sting you as a last resort&#8230;but wasps, they just sting anything&#8230;just for a laugh, because they&#8217;re evil little b*ggers. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;<strong>Bees make honey.<br \/>\nHow do they do that?<br \/>\nDo earwigs make chutney?<br \/>\nDo spiders make gravy?<\/strong>&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.staff.ncl.ac.uk\/g.brown\/bee.gif\" alt=\"Bee picture\" title=\"Bee pic\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wasps sting anything &#8211; and then they go back to their nest and make&#8230; NOTHING!  They just smoke dope all day long&#8230; all through the summer&#8230; so in the autumn you just get the odd wasp stoned out of his brain wandering across your carpet!  Hm, getting a bit <em>Eddie Izzard<\/em> there, but he&#8217;s right.  Wasps are pointless.<\/p>\n<p>I went to a <em>Sundown<\/em> gig at the Newcastle Falcons Rugby club in Kingston Park, last week, it was an all-afternoon thing but as it started late (organisers forgot to provide a generator &#8211; doh!) I joined it after work.  Free beer and free Nando&#8217;s Chicken &#8211; it was class!  Unfortunately, the locals objected to the volume of the Bhangra DJ who was also playing a little later, so the council &#8220;asked for the event to close earlier&#8221;.   Just as well, it was starting to get a bit cold by that point &#8211; what ever happened to August?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I had a marriage proposal, that was slightly unexpected.  Although, gracefully declined, it&#8217;s nice to be asked \ud83d\ude09   And while on that topic, Dawn and Graham&#8217;s wedding (11th) was great &#8211; just like a &#8216;fairytale&#8217;.  Literally &#8211; there was even a wicked witch and a frog &#8211; but at the end of the evening I gained a handsome prince which is always a bonus&#8230; but I digress.  <\/p>\n<p>The best thing is that I&#8217;m off work this week &#8211; yey!  No daytime plans, just studying, sleeping and exercising  but I&#8217;m out each night till after the bank holiday now, so it&#8217;s a good job I can lie-in!!  I love holidays!  I fully intend to have some marathon &#8216;dvd box set&#8221; watching sessions &#8211; seen all three <em>Back to the Future<\/em>&#8216;s and <em>Pride &amp; Prejudice<\/em> so far. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Well, speaking of which, I reckon I&#8217;m gonna watch a dvd as I feel wide awake.  It&#8217;s either <em>Dogma<\/em> or <em>50 First Dates<\/em> &#8211; will see which one I can find first.<\/p>\n<p>night all!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, been a week or two since my last post, been a bit busy &#8211; so sleep (rather than blogging) has become more important. So&#8230;what&#8217;s happened? 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