What a joke…

I’ve been looking for high brow jokes to baffle my friends with at parties. Here are 3 of the best so far:

What do you get when What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the indigenous person say to the postmodern anthropologist? “Can we talk about me for a change?”

Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do? A: Stays up nights wondering if there’s a dog.