The ball of mangy fluff aka Spangle the Wundercat had a trip to the Vet yesterday for her annual booster shots.

Normally she is quite pleasant.
Yesterday she was the epitome of derangement, thus =

No. of attempts to get her into a cat transporter = 3
No. of cat transporters switched between because she “wasn’t happy” = 2
No. of times human had to use a lint roller before leaving the house = 3
No. of vets = 1
No. of attempts to remove Spangle from cat transporter = 2
No. of humans taken to remove Spangle from cat transporter = 1
No. of vets taken to remove Spangle form cat transporter = 1
No. of minutes Spangle stroked by vet on his knee = 2
No. of minutes Spangle hissed at vet = 2
No. of bites inflicted by Spangle to said vet = 1
No. of minutes Spangle growled at vet = 1
No. of injections given by vet to Spangle = 1
No. of claws to back of vet’s hands = 10
No. of profuse apologies given by human to vet = 5
No. of attempts to get her back into cat transporter = 3

I would therefore like to brand Spangle as Officially Evil.